Final Exam ..

Study Study...

Gonna have my final exam very soon

For those who are having exam, good luck to you and hopefully you can go through it smoothly...

Of Course, wish for myself too... =)

HAPPY holiday as well .. :+)

How men change

How men change

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

Last class with Mr Gan

Today is the last class for our MKT 227 class ... Its kinda sad that Mr Gan is no longer teach in INTI anymore because he is the greatest lecturer for this semester .. haha .. he will make some joke with us ..

Besides that, he will also keep ask question to the one who got the nicest name in our class "JESSICA WONG SOOK TING" .. hahaha .. keep on sook ting here sook ting there .. it`s kinda fun ...

As for the picture above, we can see that the picture without the men in blue colour shirt make everyone more happier .. haha ..

2 Dirty Jokes ...

12 Dirty Jokes

1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom asked "How do you know?"
Girl replied "Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover."

(2) Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick."
Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it."
2 hours later Bangladesh Worker: "Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house."

(3) After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man asked: "Why? Want to have sex again?"
Thai Girl replied: "No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before."

(4) Women's lives are hard. Morning wash clothes. Noon hang clothes.
Evening keep clothes. Nite iron clothes.
Midnight take off clothes. After midnight find clothes.

(5) To make it straight she pulls it. To make it stand she rubs it.
To make it stiff she licks it. To let it in she pushes it. True?
Threading a needle is not easy.

(6) Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass:
"Anyone got a cock?" All men rose.
"I meant anyone seen a cock?" All women rose.
"I mean anyone seen my cock?" All nuns rose.

(7) A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated.
She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said
"Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you."

(8) Girl: "Mom what is a penis?"
Mom: "When you become a good girl you will get one."
Girl: "But mom what if I am not a good girl?"
Mom: "Then you will get many!"

(9) A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:
"If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?"
Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties."

(10) Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the sex Education class."
Teacher: "Why?"
Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral."

(11) Two sperms talking on mobile.
Ist: "I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube and uterus. Are you close by?"
2nd: "No boy, I am taking a different route. I am just crossing the tonsils."

(12) Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS.

This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought

No more E&T

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wohooo .. finally i set me free from E.T. hahahaa ...

MAN UTD ASIA TOUR 2009

went to watch Manchester United Asia Tour 2009 on 19 July 2009. We depart from home around 12.00 and had our lunch. Right after the lunch we begin our journey to Bukit Jalil and finally we reach the destination around 1.30pm where the match started at 5.30pm. When we reach there what we saw mostly everyone are in RED which represent Man Utd offical color.

After that, meet up with shang qian and chit ngean and took some picture with both of them and did some shopping and end up i brought 2 pieces of Man Utd asia tour T-shirt.

This are actually the first time i watch live football and what make me more happier is i actually watch the match of Man Utd . Eventhough , this are Old Trafford but the crownd and the atmosohere was awesome and the supporter is rocking the stadium with Man Utd song and with the banners .

*** Hope that one day i can watch the match of Man Utd in Old Trafford ***

Happy Birthday ...

It your birthday .. surprisingly that i don have your individual picture. That why i have to steal it from your FB .. hahaha .. Looking forward to meet you on thursday and during that day make sure you treat us for your belated birthday celebration ya .. haha ..

**** HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SIA MING FING ****
wish you all the best and may your dream come true ..
take care and see ya ..

WHO she think she are ??

Nowadays, everyone was rushing to finalized their assignment and the same goes to me . But then , one of the Group assignment the lecturer ask us to build a group of four . In the end, we have our own group and at first everything seem OK in the beginning and from days to days it getting worsen they "E&T" combination was like a donkey and when come to distribute the workload then everything they wanna do ..

Then in the end , i guess that both of them might be the pain in our ass and then complaint to the lecturer that we did nothing . That is fine with me because i know that the problem is not that we did nothing but the problem is whenever we finished our diagram then whenever we send it to the "E" then she will say that the point is useless and pointless and easy.. But then, in the end she use our diagram in the assignment and that is still fine for me .. but the what make felt annoy is that she dint even told the lecture that the diagram is did by us and when the lecturer saying that we did nothing that she just keep quiet but actually the idea , the diagram and the mind map is the idea of us and not the idea of "E&T" .


Then another problem , every single meeting that she held we must attend it and if we does not present then she will complaint but then sometimes we also need to have our lunch and we got our own stuff to do what .. Then this is still fine because dint participate in the meeting is our fault but then when we organize a meeting i not even she her shadow and she give a reason she need to went back home .. WTF ??? Why only we must tolerate with her time and why she cant even tolerate and adjust it with our time ???


In the end, this will be the very very last time that i will form a group with both of them ... I will never ever be in the group with such a "LC LY " and also the person who always be the pain in our ass because if continuous to be in the same group with both of them then i think that my life will be shorten

TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
* it`s a must watch movie for 2009
* basically the story line is cool and the action was rock
* but the ending was like to easy and not really a good ending but Transformer still a very nice movie
* The actor&actress is really awesome Especially Megan Fox .. She is freaking hot ..

Rating for this movie is 9 out of 10 .
(To whoever That haven watch this movie please check it out and i am sure you guys would not regret to spend your precious 2 and half hours in cinema )

Drag m me to hell

After ages since my last movie finally i watch a movie " DRAG ME TO HELL"
This Movie are that scary even thought i thought it will be quiet scary .. but then indeed it just kind of funny .. To whoever that haven watch this movie can check it out ..

Rating: 4.2 out of 5

Graduation ...

What a "good" lecture ...

Sick when people mention mention about this word ..
Because i taking a subject which is creativity, innovation and technology..
But the lecture that taught this subject do not qualified to teach this subject at all ..
Because he are not creative and the keep on using the same example ..
Keep on saying that how smart that he is ..
Keep saying that he currently teaching in 10 colleges ..
Keep on saying that he is the boss of 35000 employees ..
Keep on praising his children and say that how smart is they all ..
Keep on complaint that we will pay for it if not coming to class ..
Keep on repeating that if we not paying attention or miss the class then he will fail us ..
Who the F**** he think he is ...
PLEASE k ... every college have their own rule .. Not that who u wanted to fail then u can fail ..

Wondering that whether the Lecturer evaluation will help or not ??
Wondering whether we can change Lecturer or not ??
BECAUSE no one understand what he is teaching ..
EVEN those award student also cant get what he is presenting right in front of us ...

HATE him soooo much ...

Tired ...

Just finished two assignment and one test in a week time ...
I am so tired now, my brain got stuck and on brink now ..
Looking forward for the weekend to have a good rest ..
This is because next week will be having one more test ..
The following week will have another two more ..
Good Luck to myself and Study smart !!