Final Exam ..

Study Study...

Gonna have my final exam very soon

For those who are having exam, good luck to you and hopefully you can go through it smoothly...

Of Course, wish for myself too... =)

HAPPY holiday as well .. :+)

How men change

How men change

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

Last class with Mr Gan

Today is the last class for our MKT 227 class ... Its kinda sad that Mr Gan is no longer teach in INTI anymore because he is the greatest lecturer for this semester .. haha .. he will make some joke with us ..

Besides that, he will also keep ask question to the one who got the nicest name in our class "JESSICA WONG SOOK TING" .. hahaha .. keep on sook ting here sook ting there .. it`s kinda fun ...

As for the picture above, we can see that the picture without the men in blue colour shirt make everyone more happier .. haha ..

2 Dirty Jokes ...

12 Dirty Jokes

1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom asked "How do you know?"
Girl replied "Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover."

(2) Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick."
Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it."
2 hours later Bangladesh Worker: "Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house."

(3) After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man asked: "Why? Want to have sex again?"
Thai Girl replied: "No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before."

(4) Women's lives are hard. Morning wash clothes. Noon hang clothes.
Evening keep clothes. Nite iron clothes.
Midnight take off clothes. After midnight find clothes.

(5) To make it straight she pulls it. To make it stand she rubs it.
To make it stiff she licks it. To let it in she pushes it. True?
Threading a needle is not easy.

(6) Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass:
"Anyone got a cock?" All men rose.
"I meant anyone seen a cock?" All women rose.
"I mean anyone seen my cock?" All nuns rose.

(7) A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated.
She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said
"Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you."

(8) Girl: "Mom what is a penis?"
Mom: "When you become a good girl you will get one."
Girl: "But mom what if I am not a good girl?"
Mom: "Then you will get many!"

(9) A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:
"If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?"
Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties."

(10) Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the sex Education class."
Teacher: "Why?"
Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral."

(11) Two sperms talking on mobile.
Ist: "I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube and uterus. Are you close by?"
2nd: "No boy, I am taking a different route. I am just crossing the tonsils."

(12) Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS.

This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought

No more E&T

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wohooo .. finally i set me free from E.T. hahahaa ...

MAN UTD ASIA TOUR 2009

went to watch Manchester United Asia Tour 2009 on 19 July 2009. We depart from home around 12.00 and had our lunch. Right after the lunch we begin our journey to Bukit Jalil and finally we reach the destination around 1.30pm where the match started at 5.30pm. When we reach there what we saw mostly everyone are in RED which represent Man Utd offical color.

After that, meet up with shang qian and chit ngean and took some picture with both of them and did some shopping and end up i brought 2 pieces of Man Utd asia tour T-shirt.

This are actually the first time i watch live football and what make me more happier is i actually watch the match of Man Utd . Eventhough , this are Old Trafford but the crownd and the atmosohere was awesome and the supporter is rocking the stadium with Man Utd song and with the banners .

*** Hope that one day i can watch the match of Man Utd in Old Trafford ***

Happy Birthday ...

It your birthday .. surprisingly that i don have your individual picture. That why i have to steal it from your FB .. hahaha .. Looking forward to meet you on thursday and during that day make sure you treat us for your belated birthday celebration ya .. haha ..

**** HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SIA MING FING ****
wish you all the best and may your dream come true ..
take care and see ya ..